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We now turn to Costomer Service to get the scoop on Mety's tastiness. Costomer Service?

CS: Hohohoho! Dedede had ordered a ray to turn people into food! He was once again plotting to drive Kawasaki and Kirby out but failed epicly like the fat ass he is.

Thank you Costomer Service.

CS: No problem! Here's my card, mabie sometime we can hook up if you know what I mean :wink:

Um...that's a disturbing thought... but with that aside we go to Kirby, live on the scene. Kirby?

K: POYO! POYO! Po-poyo poyo po-poyo!

Why thank you Kirby you have been very...uh...helpful! You hve been very helpful to this cause. Now we turn to Kawasaki for his opinion on the story. Kawasaki?

KWA: Well Dedede tried to zap me into a bento but Meta Knight dove out in front of me just as the laser was about to hi- KIRBY DON'T EAT THAT!

*kirby eats Meta Knight bento*

Fuck...

K: Poyo! Poyo!

KWA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well that's the news thank you and good night.